It’s humanity’s worst kept secret that partaking in illegal activities is a pretty good way to get a massive bank account. Let’s be honest, if you’re not paying taxes your income goes up significantly almost instantly anyway, right? Petty crime won’t quite do it though, so in order to make the big bucks in crime you also have to put in the biggest amounts of work.
Let’s take a look at the criminals that have done best for themselves. Just in case you want to feel even worse about your mediocre job, I guess.
Al Capone
Let’s start with the most famous one. Al Capone was worth a whopping $100 million at the time of his death, and he made all that money at a time when America thought alcohol was the problem. When he died he’d already spent 14 years in jail, which was twice the amount he spent as leader of the Chicago Gang.

Griselda Blanco
Also known as the Black Widow but not part of the Avengers, Griselda was a drug kingpin in the early 2000s. She was one of the most successful women in crime and the first female billionaire convict all from mostly selling cocaine. Her net worth was estimated at two billion dollars.

Pablo Escobar
Cocaine seems like a lucrative business because Pablo Escobar did so well he managed to make about $420 million per week. He was eventually killed in Colombia with the help of US Forces as he pretty much owned the entire drug trade in the US. His net worth was $30 billion.
