Donald Trump Offers ‘God Bless the Usa’ Bibles for $59.99

Imagine a special offer tailor-made for those who bleed the colors of the American flag, who bow their heads in prayer, and stand unwaveringly on the right: the chance to own a Bible endorsed by none other than Donald Trump himself, available for the patriotic price of $59.99. This unique pitch is Trump’s latest venture into the world of merchandise, essentially stamping the presidential seal of approval on this holy book.

After being pegged as the probable Republican contender, Trump took to his favorite platform, Truth Social, to make an announcement. He called upon his loyal followers to secure their copy of the “God Bless the USA Bible,” a nod to the stirring anthem by Lee Greenwood. This song, synonymous with Trump’s dramatic rally entrances and his camaraderie with Greenwood at events, underscores the Bible’s patriotic appeal.

In a heartfelt post, Trump declared, “Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible.” He then directed his audience to where they could purchase this special edition for $59.99.